Friday, September 10, 2010

Creep Show Magnet

So, it looks like my newlyweds blog has turned into quite the creep show magnet.

Case in point? Please review the keyword search terms below that have apparently lead some lovely readers to my blog. Let's all wave hello to the crazies!

  • Is walmart wedding classy {NO! Is this even a question?}
  • manboob meet the fockers breast feeding devices for dads { Aaaaaaaaaaalrighty, then.}
  • how to do loving in a tent {really? You came here to read about this? Hmmm. I am sure you left very disappointed.}
  • my husband has man boobs site {Good for you? Mine doesn’t?}
  • nacho dips (Mmmm, you know I love my nacho dip.)
  • sissies pencil thin eyebrows {That sounds so unfortunate. I am sorry.)
  • walmart side mullet {I am pretty sure I need pictures of this.}
  • I saw my husband wearing leggings {Best one! And I want to know more!}
  • Carrie Underwood armpits {Creeepy. And I can't help you there.}
  • Everytime you post it makes me wanna be your friends a little bit more {Oookay. And your grammar is awful and, for that reason, we won’t be friends. }
If you are a fellow blogger, please be kind enough and share with me some of your hilarious search words. I would really like to think that I am not the only one attracting these creepers!

Happy Friday, everyone!

31 comments:

  1. I am dying over here! This post made me laugh out loud to the max!!! Wow!

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  2. No crazy word searches for me, but I want to set it up so I can do this. Any advice?

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  3. How did you find out about these? I want to search mine!!!

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  4. This is hilarious! I can't believe people actually typed those phrases into a search engine!

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  5. How did you find this out? What do you do?

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  6. OMG these are HILARIOUS! I have Google Analytics but none of mine are this good!

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  7. I just died laughing! That is hilarious! I also want to know more about the husband who wears leggings - how interesting hahaha :)

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  8. The three best I had were....

    - 35 years old dirty quotes
    - Is it just me or do the freshmen get sluttier every year
    - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clearyour computer history if you die

    Fun stuff.

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  9. I'm sorry, but that is hilarious! What are people thinking?!

    Seriously though, how do you figure out how people search for you?? Is there a certain program you use to look it up? I'm lost in this dept. lol Thanks!

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  10. OMG I am dying!! I love seeing what people google and get to my site; I'll have to check google analytics sometime soon to see if I have any crazy ones!

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  11. too funny!the only good one I have to share is "snooki eye makeup" uhh...weird!

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  12. I've had a few weird ones, I'll have to go back to my analytics and look them up!

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  13. Hilarious! Makes me almost wish that when people googled something their picture would show up as the person looking for this crazy stuff!

    I have a blog but I'm not super active and don't have any funny searches! Bummer, I was looking foward to them, haha!

    For everyone asking how to do this, set up an account with Google Analytics, it gives statistics about your blog visitors, ect.

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  14. Hilarious!! One of my favorites from my blog search is "big butt ruffle" WTH?!?!

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  15. Hey Hey,
    I stumbled over your blog today and I just had to tell you I'm enjoying your blog. Your awesome. I became a follower and I'm looking forward to keeping up and leaving comments. I hope you will check out my blog, and become a follower. I have a button, and I'd like to add you to my blog roll. I hope you have a lovely weekend. God Bless You and Yours

    http://diaryofhappilyeverafter.blogspot.com/

    Love,
    Jess

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  16. This is hillarious!!!
    How did you ind out what your search words are?

    xoxo
    joiedevivre-chiara.blogspot.com

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  17. Oh MAN this made me laugh out loud!!!!! I just stumbled into your blog, and I'm SO glad I did!! I'm really looking forward to following you!! :)

    Have a fabulous weekend!!

    PS - You are GORGEOUS!!

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  18. You have not blogged in a while :o(
    Hope all is well

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  19. where have you been?? just checking to make sure you are okay! miss your posts!!!

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  20. I had one that was, "wearing my wife's underwear"...yeah go figure. :) Crazies.

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  21. I am your newest follower and p.s. I have a give away going on right now!!

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  22. Mrs Newlywed where have you been? we miss you!! hope all is well:) xo

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  23. HAHA! I get such a kick out of some of the ones that they find me with too! So weird. Hope you have a wonderful weekend! :)

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  24. just wondering where you went too? loved reading your blog!

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  25. This is hilarious!! No crazy search words for me because the search engine can't even find my tiny blog yet :( But that's what I'm working on! :) I just stumbled upon your blog and I LOVE it!!!

    I'm also a newlywed and would love some followers!
    http://thelittleyellowhouseblog.blogspot.com/

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  26. Hilarious!!! I have Google Analytics, but I can't figure out how to see what people google to find me? If anyone has any helpful tips, I'd appreciate it!! Thanks!

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