Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Dear Jon + Kate



Please shut up.

You have allowed yourselves to be filmed 24 hours a day, seven days a week. If you don’t want people talking about you, kindly reconsider broadcasting your lives on TV.

If this is a ‘private matter,’ stop being on the cover on US Weekly 3 weeks in a row.

I love your kids. I have a ton of your episodes saved on my DVR for those rainy days. I wanted to be your nanny and steal little Leah cause she is so darn cute.

But seriously stop pimping out your children for a paycheck and please consider ending these money-grubbing endeavors.

I am sure that raising eight children is hideously expensive, and congratulations on successfully turning squeezing out six kids in one shot into a multi-million industry.

But now that you have all the free merchandise and tummy tucks that you've wanted; Now that you've bought a house and have enough money to hire nannies and a body guard; I think it’s safe to say you aren't on welfare and won't be there any time soon.

TLC and both of you are master manipulators for not deciding to stop this 10-passenger family trainwreck, end the show, and seek professional help.

You are worse than Speidi.


Observantly,
Your old fan who will tell you like it is.



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p.s. Jay Z Jon, last time I checked you were not a p.i.m.p. but rather a father of eight, so please take those diamond studs out of your ears.

And Kate, PLEASE get a date with some hair extensions. I’m a bit frightened of your angry possum/reverse mullet do.

28 comments:

  1. Oh my goodness, you couldn't have said it any better!!!

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  2. omg this is hilarious!! I just laughed out loud at work, hahahaha xxoooo

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  3. you are the best.... I seriously love you!!

    Happy Tuesday!!!

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  4. Seriously, thank you for this! I got a good laugh! They are ridiculous and honestly I only feel sorry for the kids!

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  5. You said it girl! I watched this morning and was mortified for those poor babies! They will see that episode one and and scratch their head saying "WTF?!"

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  6. HA! Tell 'em sister! I couldn't agree more!

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  7. John is so stupid when he complains about the paparazzi! Well Maybe you shouldn't go on TLC and maybe you shouldn't cheat on your wife, idiot!

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  8. Oops! Couldn't agree more!! :)

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  9. Ha ha, this is awesome! I totally agree and when I received the last 3 issues of US mag I told my roommate "You've got to be kidding me!!" Ha ha. Your blog is so delightful and you and your hubby are too cute! I'll have to look at more posts.

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  10. Aaaahaha the angry possum comment is my favorite part!

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  11. seriously agree and their kids are SO cute!

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  12. AMEN sista! i dont watch this show, but I am sick of seeing these two!

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  13. BEST effin POST ever. I mean.. REALLY!

    You a SO SO SO RIGHT!

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  14. This is soooo funny! I needed a good laugh today! Thanks!! :)

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  15. i have never seen an episode - but i am pretty sick of hearing about them. you are right ~ they are right up there with speidi!

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  16. Very funny! I totally agree about the earrings and the hair!!!

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  17. HAHAHAH!


    AMEN! sister AMEN!

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  18. Although I must admit that I am SO saddened by this whole thing...your post was so true. Especially calling John out on his diamond studs. Sick.

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  19. I couldn't agree more with this post!!

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  20. My heart aches for those precious, precious children. I absolutely could not agree with this more!

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  21. Oh, so I wasn't the only one who saw the earrings? haha :)

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  22. I agree!! I feel so bad for their kids...

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  23. Your such a straight shooter and I love it! :)

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